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Oh No Jello!!!

Written by Hai Def on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 1:31 PM

Now the Maury show, for those who don't know, is usually a show of surprises, where dads don't accept that they have a child, or people that were ugly turn out hot as hell, or people who you can't tell if their a woman or a man; but this show is different. On the Maury show, there were people scared of normal harmless things, like foil wrap, or dead chickens, or jello. Yes, these people are actually terrified and can't stand within two feet of the object without going into convulsion. Now they say their not crazy, but we might want to rethink that one. Maybe your not crazy, but your not totally normal either, common everyday Jello, what the hell has Jello even done that would have you believe its hostile, I mean last I checked, Jello wasn't part of a Jihadist group or anything, their not terrorists. And usually the best part of the show, is when Maury brings out the thing that scares that person and scares them some more, isn't that the nicest thing he could do, awesome. We can watch as the person flees in horrific fear of that plate of Jello, in all its shiny gloriousness. Is it something in the water, it just doesn't make any sense to me. Someone please explain...

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