Who wouldda thought youtube and cnn would hook up to get into politics. Cnn used youtube to get to "normal citizens" so they can ask the presidential candidates of both republican and democrats. As we sat through the questioning and the answering which doesn't really answer the question, I'm left thinking, people don't even understand whats going on. With McCain still spewing Bush tactics that the terrorists are going to follow us home and have the audience applause for it, I was quite fearful. And to be honest, I'm scared that we might have another George Bush as president. We were lucky last time when he was elected again we didn't implode from the mistakes, but if we have someone who will do the same thing, I think we might as well just all go jump off a bridge. It'd be faster and easier. What did you think of the debates?
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Black Friday
After Thanksgiving and the feast to end all feasts, most people had the infamous black Friday shopping spree. Some people waited a day before camping in front of major stores just to be the first ones to get the item they wanted dirt cheap. Was it worth it? You didn't see me out there in the chaos because I have common sense. I was told exactly what I imagined, mass mayhem as if the world was ending that second. The one day corporations make the most money and Americans just fuel it. Why don't Europeans have Black Friday; the same reason they don't have deep fried coke, or the Bigfoot. America is the country where religions rule, incompetence goes by power, where the people who have power are those that don't deserve it, like tax cuts for the rich. This country is delving into a fascist state, but is it worse than having George Bush as president? But I am curious for those who may have camped out for Black Friday, what useless item did you purchase?
Black Friday
After Thanksgiving and the feast to end all feasts, most people had the infamous black Friday shopping spree. Some people waited a day before camping in front of major store just to be the first ones to get the item they wanted dirt cheap. Was it worth it? You didn't see me out there in the chaos because I have common sense. I was told exactly what I imagine, mass mayhem as if the world was ending that second. The one day corporations make the most money and Americans just fuel it. Why don't Europeans have Black Friday; the same reason they don't have deep fried coke, or the Bigfoot. America is the country where religions, incompetence rules, where the people who have power are those that don't deserve it, like tax cuts for the rich. This country is delving into a fascist state, but is it worse than having George Bush as president? But I am curious for those who may have camped out for Black Friday, what useless item did you purchase?
Thankful For Thanksgiving
When I say Thanksgiving, most people think of the proverbial turkey, the hanging out with family, getting drunk and calling your cousin a whore. We've come a long way from Plymouth Rock, and the first Thanksgiving; the reason for our thanksgiving's have also changed. The pilgrims and Native Americans were thankful for the harvest and food they were able to raise, going another couple years without death. A time when even primitive people had each other. But what about those who cannot spend Thanksgiving with family, namely those in Iraq now, or people who don't have a family. Yes another time of the year, where corporations make more money, selfishness rules, and whats happening around the world doesn't matter. All people care about is if they'll get laid and black Friday when their favorite shirt goes on sale, so issues don't matter. But it does matter. Global warming doesn't stop just because your clogging your arteries with grandmas turkey dinner. The war in Iraq doesn't go on hold just because you don't have your TV turned to CNN. And with all this chaos still going on, people act like its just another day in the wonderful world of America, which I hate to burst your bubble, but we're on a faster downhill slope than Mexico is. This year when I was asked what am I thankful for, I had to think a long hard time. Because theres not a lot to be thankful for in this time of Bush nation. I guess I'm thankful, Bush is coming down after years of totalitarian reign, or that I haven't been drafted to go to Iraq yet, or that global warming hasn't killed us. So when people ask you what your thankful for, take a long ponder into your brain and say what's really bothering you. What are you thankful for?
Walmart Greener?
When people say Walmart, I think of corporation, cause thats what it comes down to. With news that Walmart is trying to become greener, questions begin rolling in as to how they will do it, or why? But can Walmart even be green? I mean first of all its a football field of concrete with consumption and pollution, so what is being greener going to do? It's like Walmart went to Iraq and said, 'Oops," and tries to befriend the terrorists. It just doesn't work like that. But Walmart being one of the top corporations making money right now, next to gas companies, shouldn't they do something about this global warming. The best thing I can think of for Walmart to be greener would be to give their company away to the terrorists. Therefore we can eliminate them and the global warming problem. Both parties would be happy. Two birds with one stone, I'm a regular George Bush...
Alle Deep Fried Coke!
When I first heard, I thought to myself, "new recipe with cocaine," but in fact at the Texas State Fair, they served Deep Fried Coke. Yes just the name will give you a heart attack. It's how it would sound, they actually put the Coke syrup into the grease, fry it, then top it off with whipped cream and a cherry, because fruit is good for you. You know, Americans can't realize they're poisoning themselves everyday with fast food and concoctions such as this. What in the name makes it sound like it would be good for you? But then again, most Americans don't care. All they care about is if they can get it into their mouths before Sex and the City comes on; so why not put shit in there, literally. And we wonder why we have an epidemic of diabetes and heart attacks, why obesity is greater in this nation than any other out there. Its the poison you feed your own kids. The people your suppose to love, so why would you kill them slowly, thats what Mel Gibson is for. You know fruit is actually good for you, and exercise does as much as over the counter drugs, so ask your doctor today if getting up off your ass is right for you!
Cup Stacking
What has the world come to when we watch the youth stack cups for competition. Have we lost all interest in the normal sports, or just getting drunk and beating the shit out of each other. For people to even be serious about cup stacking is like being serious about pro thumb twitling. A task of hand eye coordination and having no life, cup stacking is quite big in foreign countries and Europe. But what is the buzz about. Oh, johnny can stack those cups faster than that Russian kid, Booya. Why don't we start a new competition, who can masturbate the fastest. Of all the dumb things America does, I think this is near the top worst "sports" ever. Next to dick sucking and Scrabble.
God Kills
Just another story to prove religion blinds people from common sense. A mother was charged with drowning her 5-month old son inside her apartment. Police found a notebook in the house with a note saying that God told her to give the baby to him, it said no one could keep the baby safe. So once again why isn't God being questioned. Why aren't we saying, hey, maybe religion is bad, it makes people go coo coo. Religion and specifically God has been the weapon to kill many in history, God has probably killed more people than Hitler has. Common sense will tell you that your baby is not satanic, but somehow God has her believing she should kill her own child. The world, but specifically America, because no where else has been so consumed by this religion fad, except maybe for the middle east, will not realize their worshiping what is going to kill them in the end.
Beowulf
I'M BEOWULF!, with fans already screaming such as absurd rant. Based on an old English story of an epic hero in Denmark who seeks to free a town from the menacing Grendel, we follow the hero as he ventures from one monster to the next. Sounds like an old school remake of star wars. Cg'ed the film looks gripping but then again so does anything previewed with trailer music. When filmmakers heard of two directors wanting to do Beowulf, they did like most did in the past, laughed and went back to smoking their weed. Some are even hyped for the imax version, me on the other hand, I'm hyped that I won't be going to see it. Theres only one good thing about this movie, students can sleep through the Beowulf reading in English class, and Angelina Jolie, so I guess that makes it two things. Oh I already know I'm going to be annoyed in the next couple weeks, by countless people screaming I'M BEOWULF! and I'm Richard Simmons.
Writers On Strike!!
For those who have not heard, writers in Hollywood are in a strike of some sort, refusing to work. What does this mean? This means, some of our favorite shows or I should say most, might be ending soon. Without the writers who come up with the storyline, there is no show, and without a show, theres nothing to keep most Americans happy, hey porn only goes so far. With such a threat to American culture, all I have to say is, "Give them what they want." If theres no heroes, I will have to resort to talking to my sister, or even worse, reading. Ughhh. How long will this last, someone please say not too long. And I know some of you are saying, but Hai Def, I have a social life, I don't even really watch tv. Why should I care? Well hell if I know, but without shows, theres no more humor in the world, and without humor, we'd just have to resort to drugs and sex, which doesn't sound too bad...
Oprah On Youtube!!
Now I know most of you are saying, "But I already know she's on Youtube. I've seen the video where Tom Cruise electrocutes her." But thats not what I'm talking about. Oprah has officially launched her own Youtube channel. Yes, the highest ranked tv host in history, has started her own Youtube channel where she hopes to give you the inside scoop on her shows and extras. A long way she's been from Mississippi where she was born to now Chicago, and being the richest African American woman with a net worth of over 2.5 billion. The only thing I can say is, "aren't we related?" Oprah did a Youtube show where she had Youtube stars from Tyson the skateboarding dog, to the evolution of dance guy. Already featured on Youtube, Oprah is making a grand entrance of course, even on the internets. I'm sure over time we'll get even more awkward moments of Oprah, which people will edit to make it internet worthy. This is Hai-Def, I will leave you to your porn, I mean reading, yea reading...I'M BEOWULF!!
Clocks Could Kill You!!!
This weekend was the big, change your clocks back time. I almost forgot, but good thing for computers who do it automatically. This daylight savings time event is thought to be harmless, but in fact according to two scientists, Its time to be extra careful when doing your daily walk during rush hour. What does this mean, it means pedestrians, (people walking, not another word for a gay person, your thinking of homosexual) walking during dusk are now three times more likely to be struck and killed by cars than before the time change. At first when I read this, I couldn't stop laughing. I imagine people walking at that hour are like half drunk, running into the road and just rolling around. Another thing, the research says its three times more likely to get hit and killed by cars, but wouldn't getting hit by a car any day pretty much kill you. Not sure why that certain hour is such a big deal, its like at that time our bodies go into extra vulnerable state and we just implode on ourselves. Who came up with daylight savings time anyways, sounds like another way to confuse us, so what if it gets darker earlier, so does it when I drive downtown but I can adjust. So this means you can enjoy that one hour of extra sleep you got, then go outside and DIE!
Bee Movie Gets An F!
I was surprised to see movie reviews of this film saying it was, "agreeable fun," "bedazzling." First off It hasn't been two weeks, and the bee jokes need to stop. Here I have one, ITS BEGAY! Am I suppose to take this seriously. I mean Jerry Seinfeld, he's not even funny, and when you mix not funny with not funny, you can't expect to get funny. The equation just doesn't work. This cg film does not deliver and just as expected the jokes are if not the corniest thing I've ever heard. How many jokes can you bend of the prefix, Be...Not funny in my book, and not good either. This film gets a 2 out of 10 stars.