Beowulf

I'M BEOWULF!, with fans already screaming such as absurd rant. Based on an old English story of an epic hero in Denmark who seeks to free a town from the menacing Grendel, we follow the hero as he ventures from one monster to the next. Sounds like an old school remake of star wars. Cg'ed the film looks gripping but then again so does anything previewed with trailer music. When filmmakers heard of two directors wanting to do Beowulf, they did like most did in the past, laughed and went back to smoking their weed. Some are even hyped for the imax version, me on the other hand, I'm hyped that I won't be going to see it. Theres only one good thing about this movie, students can sleep through the Beowulf reading in English class, and Angelina Jolie, so I guess that makes it two things. Oh I already know I'm going to be annoyed in the next couple weeks, by countless people screaming I'M BEOWULF! and I'm Richard Simmons.