Palin?!

I hate when people ask the question, "Do you honestly think Joe Biden is a better candidate for presidency than Sarah Palin?" OF COURSE I DO! Are you kidding me. The woman can't even name a magazine, even Bush could name something he never read. Its not even a question Biden would be a better pick, though I would have liked for Obama to have picked Clinton. Palin knows nothing about foreign affairs, the meaning of foreign for her is going to Chinatown; and lets not even mention energy plans. More offshore drilling isn't exactly a new plan, thats just more of the same failed policy that we've had for the past eight years. As if that would solve anything anyways, we have less than 2 % of the total oil reserves and use more than 20% of the entire world wide reserve. And since when was shooting wolves out of an airplane, environmental?

War of the Retards

So with all the recent polling going on I've noticed an increase percentage of people who agree America is headed in the wrong direction, what about the other percentage, the "McCain voters." They still think we're doing the right thing, that this war was a great choice. If only decisions didn't effect lives, I wouldn't really care, but for people to still be macho about having Americans die for a lost cause is becoming delusional as religion itself. McCain supporters are more or less stuck in a belief that we can correct what we've done wrong, by staying in the heartland of the Arab world and straightening things out, except for that the reason young Muslim men are killing themselves for an idea is because we're there in the first place. Those Americans won't get it until the term "army of one" is no longer a slogan but a reality. I mean Rambo can only do so much and right now he has a photo shoot with Johnny Depp, so the War can wait.

Republican Nutz

So if anyone has seen the previous republican debates, you've realized their inability to distance themselves from Bush. Just a thought, if you say your for change as the republican debates theme has been for quite a while, then why wouldn't you promote something that doesn't sound like Bush tactics. They say, "vote for me because change is what we need, but we will stay the course in Iraq," WHAT! How is that change, thats just Bush dillusion. The only candidate that seems to have even a bit of common sense is Ron Paul, but even he has very radical ideas that lets just say would put Bush to shame. I don't even understand why theres a republican party. First of all the republican party doesn't even exist anymore, not like the old republicans back in the day; and through all the chaos and problems the Bush administration has caused us, I trust America won't go the same route, so lets just have an election between the democratic candidates. While I'm on the election people have to stop talking about the horrendous Clinton wheep. SHE DID NOT CRY. There was a glimmer in her eyes and everyone exaggerates it to where people who've never seen the video would think she broke out and confessed her affairs. And for FOX news to attack her for that was far below anything I've seen them do before. You don't see us attacking Guiliani for cross dressing, not only once but several times! Wait we have, just needed to bring up that fact.

Sweeney Todd Just Too Much?

First of all, who knew Johnny Depp could sing?... but then again anyone can try when you have a mic and connections. It was thoroughly long and talk about unnecessary singing. On the bright side, the blood and effects were rather satisfying in the sense they made me laugh. Surprising to see Sacha Baron Cohen, and it was quite funny when he died... After the movie, I had a sudden urge for meat pies...mmmm. Especially jew meat pies. Talk about ironic, the twist at the end could've been set up better, thoroughly messed up. This movie gets a 3 out of 5 Michael Jackson gropes.

Gates to Retire?!

It's been decades since Bill Gates first entered the tech scene, but know he's just announcing his retirement as Microsoft's chief software architect. So what does this mean? Will Microsoft start a downward spiral into disappearance and give Apple a free win? One of the richest men in the world and one of the smartest has left his post. I know to most this won't be life changing, but to me its a blow that will remain unforgotten. I mean what is the man gonna do? Start playing pro golf, go work for Apple, host his own network show? I expected him to stay in the game till he couldn't feel his penis anymore, but that looks like it isn't gonna happen. So I take these several seconds to salute Bill Gates for his innovations, for his dedication, and for his xbox, cause without that, what would we play, ps3?!!!